Papa...Paparazzi

Can't a kid color or just do anything without a camera around. I mean, I'm still in my pajama pants in the afternoon and you know I'd buy the 24 pack of crayons with multiple shades of red, but mom got me the 5 pack jumbo crayons. Like my hands can't handle the regular sized ones. 

Wait, did you just take another picture?

I said scram guy.

You still here...after I told you to beat it?

Don't make me come over there.

Look I kindly asked you to....What did you just say to me?

Give me that stupid thing you jerk.

You just got Sean Penn'd. 

I throw your camera on the ground...like a boss! Call my attorney.