.: Fake it till you Make it

And here is Fakey, the 8th Dwarf that didn't quite make the cut.....

Pregnancy Quote Board

"This all started because of a late period. Now he's just late. Period." - JB

"Anything new happening today?"

"Well, I've got a little more seepage from my creepage."

"Maybe I can stink this baby out of me" - AB

"I feel like every year something else big happens. A dog, a condo, a baby....and every time something else happens it's like the "fast forward" button of Life gets hit again." - JB

"I wish I could hit the fast forward button on my uterus and get this baby out of me." - AB

"My milkshake brings your pickle to the yard" - Ash after an interesting email exchange about what we were having for dinner that night.

"I think we've moved past "kankles" and have gotten into the "thankle" category.....and you still look good!" - JB

"I think it's safe to say you're still the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life..... even with Shrek feet." - JB

"Is this what you want? Me, barefoot and pregnant standing in the kitchen?" - Ashleigh's response to me suggesting we have another baby right away.

"He's kicking the farts out of me" - AB

"F that! If the Blackhawks make the playoffs again, YOU'RE the one getting knocked up!" - AB

"AaaaahhhhhCHEW!!..........OH DAMN IT!" - Ashleigh sneeze-peeing (again) while laying on the couch.

"Our home is starting to look like the law firm of Bennet, Fisher and Price" - JB

"That smells like it came out of TWO assholes." - JB

"It Did" - AB

"It feels like a hamster in a towel" - John when he felt baby jb kick.

"It's not for me, it's for Jude" - Ashleigh when she's eating cake, or a cookie, or a cupcake, or coffee cake, or pumpkin bread, or Egg McMuffins, or.....

"I mean, I don't want 16 or 17 year old Jude to freak out his girlfriend when he whips out his wee wee" - Ashleigh on why we should get Jude circumcised.

"It looks like an old man and a turtle wrestling" - AB

"Every time I look at my butt I think of that Avett Brothers song "And it Spreads"" - AB

"I'm beginning to think there's a baby in there" - JB

"Don't even think about putting that on the quote board" - (Ashleigh referring to something vulgar and disgusting but incredibly funny that she said)

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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Fake it till you Make it

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